I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize