i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
