my room smells like sperm. sweet.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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