Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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