Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
