it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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