He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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