I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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