I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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