I hate your face
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Randomize
