so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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