white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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