Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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