4 words: hood of his car
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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