But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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