If that was your dad, he is hot
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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