you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
How's work?
Spinning.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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