Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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