Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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