I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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