You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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