I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I have post one night stand depression
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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