I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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