okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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