I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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