You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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