i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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