This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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