lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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