I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you will always have a special place in my vag
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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