I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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