Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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