I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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