i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
don't judge my taste in strippers
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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