$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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