I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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