ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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