oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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