you guys were way drunker than both of me
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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