i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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