Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Duck Duck Cougar?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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