didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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