I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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