Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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