and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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