We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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