If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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