i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
so much tequila, so little girl.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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