How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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