I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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