HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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